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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,305th
The Armed Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Sit Nomine Digna -May she be worthy of the name
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Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Texan Rhodesia

Population11.463 billion

CapitalSalisbury
LeaderMacMerritt
FaithNuffle

CurrencyRhodie
AnimalRhodesian Ridgeback

The Armed Republic of Texan Rhodesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by MacMerritt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.463 billion Rhodesians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,677 trillion Rhodies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,575 Rhodies, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Texan Rhodesia's national animal is the Rhodesian Ridgeback, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuffle.

Texan Rhodesia is ranked 59,882nd in the world and 6th in Dixie for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,276.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,305thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,604thMost Armed: 5,302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,501stHighest Average Incomes: 6,649thRudest Citizens: 7,187thLargest Black Market: 7,205thHighest Economic Output: 8,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,938thLargest Retail Industry: 12,430thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,648thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,055thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,322ndMost Cultured: 18,840thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,009thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,168thMost Secular: 22,347thMost Developed: 22,656thSmartest Citizens: 22,661stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,427thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,509thMost Efficient Economies: 27,035thMost Influential: 27,718th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Texan Rhodesia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Texan Rhodesia, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Texan Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Texan Rhodesia, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Texan Rhodesia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Texan Rhodesia, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Texan Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Texan Rhodesia, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Texan Rhodesia, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill.
  • : Following new legislation in Texan Rhodesia, commemoration of the Great Dixie War costs almost as much as the war itself.

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